You know, I'm led to believe that the Barge is for learning something (not, surprisingly, the mindless suffering we go through on a more than regular basis). So, I thought you all might like to know. I've learnt something.

Sadists gloat. I'm better than them. I'm not nearly the terrible man I was nearly convinced I was (believe it or not, Sirrus ( Read more... )

Christ-mas?

Right.

You see, I look at these decorations and the fact it's snowing on deck (although, what is that about?) and that it's December (although, where did the 36th go?), I don't think of this weird religious holiday that's being described (although, actually, it is a weird religious holiday, if you believe in ancient winter Gods-in- ( Read more... )

Some of the behaviour on board this boat dismays me.

Judas, who is this man who everyone seems to be denegrating your belief in? I've never heard of him and don't quite understand the fuss. I do know, however, that nobody in my city would mess with another man's belief. Of course, that's probably due to the high liklihood that atheism was a very ( Read more... )

[ooc: Swing's handwriting is even worse. Why? Ziva came to get her weapons back. There was a confrontation. Needless to say, Ziva's Assassin fu beat Swing's Torturer fu and she broke her own wrist. He frowns. He's being cryptic to get back at her, though. :D]

Most impressive. She certainly got me to comply.

In recognition of her, ahem, strength ( Read more... )

Dearest, dearest wardens.

Do you actually expect anyone to comply with you when this is the worst you've got? Even Keel had a firmer rule than you guys.

I wonder if I'm allowed a pot plant down here and everything. Make it nice and homely.

[Private to Prefect]When I get out of here, I'd like to buy something from you. Well, exchange. You ( Read more... )